ectobiologist at your service!

got the munchies but all i have are these shitty fruit gushers

gushers aren’t shitty,

they’re probably one of the greatest snacks in the world.

always there to satisfy your hunger AND keep you hydrated with a delicious burst of juice!

(Source: )

Via the blog of dave strider
the blog of dave strider: here you go john i countertrolled him for you

dstridersblog:

JashinDamnit: karkat has little nubby horns.
noisyDelinqunet: Fine. <_< I didn’t wanna know about your stupid horns anyways.
gallowsCalibrator: H4H4H4H4H4
dstridersblog: fuuuuuck that hurt
carcinoGeneticist: ..
carcinoGeneticist: SAY THAT AGAIN.
JashinDamnit: karkat has little nubby horns.

dave.

i love you as unironically and as platonically as a guy could love his bro.

ahaha that was so awesome.

(Source: )

Via the blog of dave strider

holy crap.

it came and went so fast! i somehow have over 100 followers??

geez, where do you even COME from? haha!

anyways, welcome guys!


habitual-paradoxifier asked: Maybe you should think up some way to prank the trolls! That'd get rid of the stress a bit, huh? :D

done and done! haha! yeah that helped the stress a lot! thanks for that.

iwasn’t sure how to do it though, i’ve never really pranked over the computer before!

but now that i know how, well.

hehehe


hey trolls, come chat with me!

hey guys, maybe we should just talk it out and see if maybe we can get along!

come chat with me for a little while!

right here!

dave you should come too!


OH MY FUCKING GOD.

now the yell-y troll is reblogging my posts and trolling those too!


fucking trolls.

dstridersblog:

ghostlyprankster:

dstridersblog:

ghostlyprankster:

dstridersblog:

ghostlyprankster:

you think you manage to escape them, when they have to follow you and ruin the fun.

oh and dave.

your dick attracts internet pedophiles. :P

more than we can say for your dick john

my dick feels perfectly fine being by itself.

i’d rather not have 30 year olds after it.

wow ok

sorry, those trolls just really peeve me. i wish i knew how they find us so we can just block their ip addresses or something.

its cool man i understand im sick of them too

its weird that they can always jump the blocking

not just pesterchum either i cant block them on here too

its fucking annoying

ugh you can’t block them here either? dammit it’s so frustrating!

just,

GAH.

Via the blog of dave strider

fucking trolls.

dstridersblog:

ghostlyprankster:

dstridersblog:

ghostlyprankster:

you think you manage to escape them, when they have to follow you and ruin the fun.

oh and dave.

your dick attracts internet pedophiles. :P

more than we can say for your dick john

my dick feels perfectly fine being by itself.

i’d rather not have 30 year olds after it.

wow ok

sorry, those trolls just really peeve me. i wish i knew how they find us so we can just block their ip addresses or something.

Via the blog of dave strider

fucking trolls.

dstridersblog:

ghostlyprankster:

you think you manage to escape them, when they have to follow you and ruin the fun.

oh and dave.

your dick attracts internet pedophiles. :P

more than we can say for your dick john

my dick feels perfectly fine being by itself.

i’d rather not have 30 year olds after it.

Via the blog of dave strider

fucking trolls.

you think you manage to escape them, when they have to follow you and ruin the fun.

oh and dave.

your dick attracts internet pedophiles. :P


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